tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35971466.post958106644611763115..comments2024-02-26T23:31:07.357-07:00Comments on Joe Sharkey.com: T.S.A. Again: An Outrage in PhillyJoesharkey.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14113631846708664463noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35971466.post-68583672202132667772010-08-22T19:27:33.194-07:002010-08-22T19:27:33.194-07:00"Because her behaviour escalated."
Me: ..."Because her behaviour escalated."<br /><br />Me: 6:30 a.m. having been through immigration, now security.<br /><br />"Shoes?" "Yes, shoes. Any liquids, gels, hairspr -" <br /><br />"No, none of that."<br /><br />"What's that in your pocket, sir?"<br /><br />"It's my wallet."<br /><br />"Could we take a look, sir?"<br /><br />"Of course."<br /><br />"What's this . . . Red Tag sale at Winner's? Seventy-eight dollars and thirty seven cents? For, let's see . . . 'Ladies' garments'? You buy ladies' garments, sir?" (indicating security guy #2 to come over, briefly confers and then "I'm afraid we're going to have to open your bags, sir."<br /><br />"But it's my wife's receipt -- we were together at the --" "<br /><br />Open the bag, sir."<br /><br />"But I . . . I . . ."<br /><br />"OPEN THE BAG! HANDS IN THE AIR, STEP BACKWARDS SLOWLY, OPEN THE BAG!"<br /> <br />Thank god for the forces keeping our homeland safe and secure. My heart goes out to them and their families in these hazardous times.ChefNickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506706291656673082noreply@blogger.com