Bush Pilot

So a naked Pinnacle Air pilot and a flight attendant were arrested in the woods near Harrisburg, Pa. ... No, that's not the start of a joke, even though being in the woods near Harrisburg is pretty much a bellylaugh in and of itself.

But the report comes from the once-reliable Associated Press, and as usual a key question evidently was not asked. Specifically, snickering aside, both were charged with public drunkenness: When were they scheduled to fly?

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