A radio producer in San Francisco and I were discussing the current checkpoint fury this afternoon and decided there was definitely a country-western album in the making.
1. Just a Sad Country Girl Sittin' in Newark Bein' Felt Up By All the Wrong People
2. Don't Touch My Junk
3. Groin Check!
4. How 'Bout I Punch You in the Face Instead, Hoss?
5. I'd Rather be Goosed Than Radiated (--from reader David Tallman)
OK, I'll knock it off.