Stuck in Tripoli, Libya, and unable to flee because Gaddafi's maundering mercenaries have shut the airport and are shooting down people in the streets, and the Mediterranean is just too dang rough this time of the year to escape by boat, even to make it to Malta?
While you're waiting, buy a Gaddafi loony-tyrant fur-flap hat!
Not stuck in Tripoli? Not to worry, the loony-tyrant fur-flap hat is available at all the finest Korean War Army-Navy stores (tin-foil lining extra)!
The loony-tyrant fur-flap ushkana-chic hat fad comes just a little bit too late to make it on the runways at Fashion Week in New York.
Next year!
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