Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Free Scorpions on Southwest, But With a $20 Fee to Remove Them

Nah, just kidding about the $20 fee, though not about the scorpion.

Some poor guy got stung by a scorpion that dropped down from the overhead bin on a Southwest flight out of Phoenix. Man killed scorpion with his shoe. TSA investigating shoes as weapons potentially to be banned. Nah, just kidding about the TSA, though not the guy killing the scorpion with his shoe. In fact, that's the recommended method.


1 comment:

ChefNick said...

Jeez, Louise, as if going through security eight times for no reason isn't enough.

Scorpions? Remember, we have to REMOVE the shoes to discover the scorpions -- grandmas included.

Then we USE the shoes to kill them.

Doc Martens are good -- always work on scorpions.