Sweet sufferin' Jayzus, just when you think mass stupidity has to have hit rock bottom, this -- perpetrated by this guy ...
On the theory that the best we can to is to try to prevent utter nitwits from hurting themselves or others, such as children, today's advice to this crowd is: At the concession stand, stick with the Diet Coke. Please don't drink the Kool Aid.
In the "What would Jesus do?" department, note the fact that this character travels to his mass gatherings by private jet.
In other nitwit news, we do have Paris Hilton denouncing her 45-day jail sentence as "cruel and unwanted," but then again, she can't hurt anybody. ... Can she?
Wait a minute ... Did I just actually type the words "Paris" and "Hilton" consecutively? Quick! Pass me the Kool Aid!
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By JOE SHARKEY
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- Joe Sharkey's work appears in major national and international publications. For 19 years until 2015 he was a weekly columnist for the New York Times. He is now a weekly travel and entertainment columnist with the global website Travel.Buzz, as well as an adjunct professor of journalism at the University of Arizona, He has written five books, four non-fiction and a novel, one of which is in development as a movie. Previously, he was an assistant national editor at the Wall Street Journal and a reporter and columnist with the Philadelphia Inquirer. On Sept. 29, 2006, he was one of seven people on a business jet who survived a mid-air collision with a 737 over the Amazon. All 154 on the 737 died. His report on the crash appeared on the front page of the New York Times and later in the Sunday Times of London magazine. He and his wife Nancy (who is a professor of journalism at the University of Arizona) live in Tucson with horses and parrots. He is working on a new novel about an international travel writer who hates to travel. "JoeSharkey.com" is Copyright (c) 2006-2015 by Joe Sharkey.
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