Monday, May 07, 2007

Now What ...

Sweet sufferin' Jayzus, just when you think mass stupidity has to have hit rock bottom, this -- perpetrated by this guy ...

On the theory that the best we can to is to try to prevent utter nitwits from hurting themselves or others, such as children, today's advice to this crowd is: At the concession stand, stick with the Diet Coke. Please don't drink the Kool Aid.

In the "What would Jesus do?" department, note the fact that this character travels to his mass gatherings by private jet.

In other nitwit news, we do have Paris Hilton denouncing her 45-day jail sentence as "cruel and unwanted," but then again, she can't hurt anybody. ... Can she?

Wait a minute ... Did I just actually type the words "Paris" and "Hilton" consecutively? Quick! Pass me the Kool Aid!


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