Thursday, May 03, 2007

NO WONDER THEY CAN'T FIND BIN LADEN, THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY STONED



U.S. Army security-operations geniuses produced this unintentional knee-slapper for our troops at war. The link, being widely circulated today, is to an Army security manual obtained by Steven Aftergood's Secrecy News.

SEE the perils to our troops of "internet cafes" ... SEE this here "blogosphere" menace... SEE the dangers of "careless talk" ... SEE the sinister, lurking all-knowing enemy ... SEE the complicit media ... AND maybe also that "rock 'n' roll music" ... or JITTERBUGGERS!

Uh, isn't the actual problem a horrible, stupid war that was cooked up by the same government nitwits who still embrace this endless fiasco today? Plus a growing bunch of semi-literate suicidal religious fanatics (O.K. they've read one book) on the other side who have figured out how to make I.E.D.s and are prepared to blow themselves up, along with anyone else?

While we're on the subject, how about we give the troops proper body and vehicle armor instead of a crazy booklet that insults their intelligence?

Incidentally, I thought J. Edgar Hoover was dead.

Quick! Somebody go check the grave, make sure that boy didn't get out.

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