Sunday, April 27, 2008
The Morning News: 'Ten Hut!
Everything you need to know about the profoundly embarrassing spectacle that is the annual White House Correspondents Dinner -- and the related Tragic Decline of Our Republic -- is embodied in this red-carpet photo of arrivals to the dinner in Washington last night.
In the above photo, that's General James Conway, the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, looking like he's dashing off to a drum & bugle corps competition, accompanied by what appear to be an amazingly spry Jayne Mansfield, along with Gidget's mom.
And yes, I did say Commandant of the United States Marine Corps.
And cut out that damn giggling. Don't you know there's a war on?